Originator of the turd-culture, Wazakindjes nowadays spends most of his time writing obscure Perl code that hacks the space-time continuum, and making Skynet happen.

The concept of turds originated from Wazakindjes, who decided this would be a new, innovative way to shitpost, way back in the #hackforums days. Though initially, the expression was of little interest, it became a hype as soon as psycho decided it was a forbidden word:

<Wazakindjes> turds
<psycho> the next one to say turds is awarded a ban
<Wazakindjes> turds
psycho set mode +b Wazakindjes!*@*
psycho kicked Wazakindjes from the channel (psycho)

This sequence of events triggered a ravenous hype by all 7 active users in the channel, making it into a true shitposting culture that would last until even today.

Like many people from the Netherlands, Wazakindjes finds himself getting butt-mad at nearly any slightest inconvenience in his life, and also enforcing stupid rules that he does not follow himself. For example, on 04/20/2016, Wazakindjes decided that he was going to enforce channel topic in #devel(NO ONE FOLLOWS TOPIC) after slim made a single “420” comment. Typical rage episode and what is to be expected from Yuropeanz n shit.