literally 50% of those chats:

[05:59:34] +Zork:	!jizz fin
[05:59:36] Cyn	starts rubbing his dude...
[05:59:38] Cyn	Cum! But at the last second Wikked walks in front of fin and gets a full facial!
[05:59:40] %Cyn:	I have jizzed 32 times

This guy is a Linux power user, and he has used EVERY distro there is.

<@oblivion> II'd like a macbook
<@oblivion> but then I'd install nix on it
<@oblivion> Ibecause I don't like osx
<@oblivion> Bear: I have OS X class at school, fucking horrible