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        <title>users:aphex</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/aphex?rev=1459432047&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:47:27+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:47:27+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/aphex?rev=1459432047&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>aphex

aphex is another unfortunate member of Malvager (see: slim). Despite being in his 20s, he still has the mentality of an angsty teenager. Uninterestingly enough, he often roleplays as a free-spirited, down to earth hippie drug kingpin.

Personality</content>
        <summary>aphex

aphex is another unfortunate member of Malvager (see: slim). Despite being in his 20s, he still has the mentality of an angsty teenager. Uninterestingly enough, he often roleplays as a free-spirited, down to earth hippie drug kingpin.

Personality</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:armin</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/armin?rev=1459432072&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:47:52+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:47:52+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/armin?rev=1459432072&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Armin

One of the people that come in every now and then is Armin, more eastern-european scum. Armin is a 1m90 tall, 65 kg auschwitzfag convinced that he&#039;s in good shape. By the way, that&#039;s not ribs you&#039;re seeing, those are “obliques”.



Engineering</content>
        <summary>Armin

One of the people that come in every now and then is Armin, more eastern-european scum. Armin is a 1m90 tall, 65 kg auschwitzfag convinced that he&#039;s in good shape. By the way, that&#039;s not ribs you&#039;re seeing, those are “obliques”.



Engineering</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:bear</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/bear?rev=1524718221&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2018-04-26T04:50:21+00:00</published>
        <updated>2018-04-26T04:50:21+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/bear?rev=1524718221&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>***BOOM BOOM CRASH***

That&#039;s all it takes for a 16 year old with your IP and the key to his Dad&#039;s closet to kill you. 

Bear aka “Shootem&#039;Up Stanley” is like a rotten wine; he only gets worse with age. Being 14 and on IRC with big boys causes feelings of contempt that only someone like Bear would embrace with argumentive text-violence. The illegitimate love-child of slim and Adam Lanza; he arrived at Malvager after the Axon merge aka The Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo.</content>
        <summary>***BOOM BOOM CRASH***

That&#039;s all it takes for a 16 year old with your IP and the key to his Dad&#039;s closet to kill you. 

Bear aka “Shootem&#039;Up Stanley” is like a rotten wine; he only gets worse with age. Being 14 and on IRC with big boys causes feelings of contempt that only someone like Bear would embrace with argumentive text-violence. The illegitimate love-child of slim and Adam Lanza; he arrived at Malvager after the Axon merge aka The Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo.</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:cephei</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/cephei?rev=1459432090&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:48:10+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:48:10+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/cephei?rev=1459432090&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Cephei

Bio

Cephei, weighing in at a whopping 95-ish kilos, is the resident fat brit at Malvager. Thinking his own humor is hilarious and epic torl, browser of r9k and edgy gore watcher, Cephei really is your archetype of the internet faggot.</content>
        <summary>Cephei

Bio

Cephei, weighing in at a whopping 95-ish kilos, is the resident fat brit at Malvager. Thinking his own humor is hilarious and epic torl, browser of r9k and edgy gore watcher, Cephei really is your archetype of the internet faggot.</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:eligos</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/eligos?rev=1459716726&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-04-03T20:52:06+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-04-03T20:52:06+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/eligos?rev=1459716726&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>eligos

[[Eligos during one of his favorite pastime activities]]
One sunny day in Arabia when a sand-coated eligos walked outside to get some kebab, a car filled with ISIS members was coming straight for him. Thinking fast, eligos turned to face the opposite direction allowing his spine to take the blow. These days eligos spends most of his time in a wheelchair and chatting on</content>
        <summary>eligos

[[Eligos during one of his favorite pastime activities]]
One sunny day in Arabia when a sand-coated eligos walked outside to get some kebab, a car filled with ISIS members was coming straight for him. Thinking fast, eligos turned to face the opposite direction allowing his spine to take the blow. These days eligos spends most of his time in a wheelchair and chatting on</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:grafkanker</title>
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        <published>2016-03-31T13:51:47+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:51:47+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/grafkanker?rev=1459432307&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Grafkanker

Grafkanker is best described by one of his best premium quotes:
[15:47] &lt;Grafkanker&gt; farttttttttt</content>
        <summary>Grafkanker

Grafkanker is best described by one of his best premium quotes:
[15:47] &lt;Grafkanker&gt; farttttttttt</summary>
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        <title>users:hammen</title>
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        <published>2016-03-31T13:52:10+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:52:10+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/hammen?rev=1459432330&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
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        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Hammen

At this point, we are not quite certain whether Hammen is not actually sentient, or double-bluffing us.

Memorable Quotes
&lt;PiIopew&gt; mfw Hammen is a dealer now 
&lt;Hammen&gt; mfw you have a gf&lt;Bear&gt; I&#039;m not a fag anymore... 
&lt;Hammen&gt; god damnit bear</content>
        <summary>Hammen

At this point, we are not quite certain whether Hammen is not actually sentient, or double-bluffing us.

Memorable Quotes
&lt;PiIopew&gt; mfw Hammen is a dealer now 
&lt;Hammen&gt; mfw you have a gf&lt;Bear&gt; I&#039;m not a fag anymore... 
&lt;Hammen&gt; god damnit bear</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:manipulate</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/manipulate?rev=1491019886&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2017-04-01T04:11:26+00:00</published>
        <updated>2017-04-01T04:11:26+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/manipulate?rev=1491019886&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>manipulate

One of the old operators and co-founder of Malvager.

ALSO A FUCKIN CUNT!</content>
        <summary>manipulate

One of the old operators and co-founder of Malvager.

ALSO A FUCKIN CUNT!</summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>users:nonmod</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/nonmod?rev=1459432373&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:52:53+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:52:53+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/nonmod?rev=1459432373&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Nonmod

Representing the country of sprats, Nonmod is one of the actual elite hackers of Malvager. Nonmod is known for his drinking games such as Latvian Roulette, after a discussion on mixing antibiotics(Flagyl) with alcohol:
[20:34] &lt;Nonmod&gt; we call these antibiotics &#039;torpedos&#039;
[20:34] &lt;Nonmod&gt; when you drink alcohol, shit hits the fan
[20:34] &lt;Wazakindjes&gt; antibiotics + alcohol = shit has hit the fan
[20:34] &lt;Pilopew&gt; lol Nonmod
[20:34] &lt;Wazakindjes&gt; lol
[20:34] &lt;Pilopew&gt; why did that make me…</content>
        <summary>Nonmod

Representing the country of sprats, Nonmod is one of the actual elite hackers of Malvager. Nonmod is known for his drinking games such as Latvian Roulette, after a discussion on mixing antibiotics(Flagyl) with alcohol:
[20:34] &lt;Nonmod&gt; we call these antibiotics &#039;torpedos&#039;
[20:34] &lt;Nonmod&gt; when you drink alcohol, shit hits the fan
[20:34] &lt;Wazakindjes&gt; antibiotics + alcohol = shit has hit the fan
[20:34] &lt;Pilopew&gt; lol Nonmod
[20:34] &lt;Wazakindjes&gt; lol
[20:34] &lt;Pilopew&gt; why did that make me…</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:pilopew</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/pilopew?rev=1459432391&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:53:11+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:53:11+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/pilopew?rev=1459432391&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Pilopew

Huge skid</content>
        <summary>Pilopew

Huge skid</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:psycho</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/psycho?rev=1459886039&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-04-05T19:53:59+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-04-05T19:53:59+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/psycho?rev=1459886039&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>21:51:54 &lt;&amp;Gottem&gt; &lt;psycho&gt; imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol</content>
        <summary>21:51:54 &lt;&amp;Gottem&gt; &lt;psycho&gt; imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol imgaylol</summary>
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    <entry>
        <title>users:salmon</title>
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        <published>2017-09-03T04:37:33+00:00</published>
        <updated>2017-09-03T04:37:33+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/salmon?rev=1504413453&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>&lt;https://youtu.be/ZdVHZwI8pcA&gt;</content>
        <summary>&lt;https://youtu.be/ZdVHZwI8pcA&gt;</summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>users:slim</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/slim?rev=1618756985&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2021-04-18T14:43:05+00:00</published>
        <updated>2021-04-18T14:43:05+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/slim?rev=1618756985&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>slim

[Photo taken at the scene by Psycho]
A man of many unsolicited words. slim aka DusterDan had spawned from the deepest dredges of HackForums.net to start a wildly unsuccessful career at Couch Moving Inc.

Spending many years hooked on PC Duster and bath salts, he has established himself as a widely known and appreciated user on the Malvager</content>
        <summary>slim

[Photo taken at the scene by Psycho]
A man of many unsolicited words. slim aka DusterDan had spawned from the deepest dredges of HackForums.net to start a wildly unsuccessful career at Couch Moving Inc.

Spending many years hooked on PC Duster and bath salts, he has established himself as a widely known and appreciated user on the Malvager</summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>users:synny</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/synny?rev=1491020008&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2017-04-01T04:13:28+00:00</published>
        <updated>2017-04-01T04:13:28+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/synny?rev=1491020008&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Synny

Synny is one of the oldest members of Malvager, with a passion for retro vidya gaems, and a vague sense for electronics. Has hijacked a buttnet once.

Personality

Killing Floor
[15:43] &lt;Synny`&gt; imagine a british miner yelling insults at you that you dont understand while chasing you with a pickaxe</content>
        <summary>Synny

Synny is one of the oldest members of Malvager, with a passion for retro vidya gaems, and a vague sense for electronics. Has hijacked a buttnet once.

Personality

Killing Floor
[15:43] &lt;Synny`&gt; imagine a british miner yelling insults at you that you dont understand while chasing you with a pickaxe</summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>users:wazakindjes</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/wazakindjes?rev=1462450279&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-05-05T12:11:19+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-05-05T12:11:19+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/wazakindjes?rev=1462450279&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>Wazakindjes

Originator of the turd-culture, Wazakindjes nowadays spends most of his time writing obscure Perl code that hacks the space-time continuum, and making Skynet happen.

Turds: Origins

The concept of turds originated from Wazakindjes, who decided this would be a new, innovative way to shitpost, way back in the #hackforums days. Though initially, the expression was of little interest, it became a hype as soon as psycho decided it was a forbidden word:</content>
        <summary>Wazakindjes

Originator of the turd-culture, Wazakindjes nowadays spends most of his time writing obscure Perl code that hacks the space-time continuum, and making Skynet happen.

Turds: Origins

The concept of turds originated from Wazakindjes, who decided this would be a new, innovative way to shitpost, way back in the #hackforums days. Though initially, the expression was of little interest, it became a hype as soon as psycho decided it was a forbidden word:</summary>
    </entry>
    <entry>
        <title>users:x4th</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.malvager.net/users/x4th?rev=1459431871&amp;do=diff"/>
        <published>2016-03-31T13:44:31+00:00</published>
        <updated>2016-03-31T13:44:31+00:00</updated>
        <id>https://wiki.malvager.net/users/x4th?rev=1459431871&amp;do=diff</id>
        <author>
            <name>Anonymous</name>
            <email>anonymous@undisclosed.example.com</email>
        </author>
        <category  term="users" />
        <content>x4th

x4th, tw00, zw31, zw or one of his many other aliases is the resident depressive maniac of Malvager. His favorite subjects are himself wallowing in self-pity, putting himself down and then blaming others when they confirm what he says. While this behaviour is entertaining for a mere 5 seconds, he quickly gets shunned, because even dead chats are preferred over this. While convinced that the jews are taking over the world (no, really) and inherently racist, x4th has amassed an impressive am…</content>
        <summary>x4th

x4th, tw00, zw31, zw or one of his many other aliases is the resident depressive maniac of Malvager. His favorite subjects are himself wallowing in self-pity, putting himself down and then blaming others when they confirm what he says. While this behaviour is entertaining for a mere 5 seconds, he quickly gets shunned, because even dead chats are preferred over this. While convinced that the jews are taking over the world (no, really) and inherently racist, x4th has amassed an impressive am…</summary>
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