======Hammen======
At this point, we are not quite certain whether Hammen is not actually sentient, or double-bluffing us.

=====Memorable Quotes=====

  <PiIopew> mfw Hammen is a dealer now 
  <Hammen> mfw you have a gf

  <Bear> I'm not a fag anymore... 
  <Hammen> god damnit bear

  <Hammen> id pay for sex 
  <Hammen> some mad cash 
  <Hammen> or take uber and fuck you syny

======Twitter======

This nigga even has [[https://twitter.com/GottemHams|his own goddamn Twitter feed]]. <fs xx-small>>yfw Hammen is referred to as he/him</fs>
It's basically a huge wall of shit as he's trained by Malvager themselves. He's no longer learning new words but keeps picking up on contexts:

  <Hammen> I know 6744 words (286307 contexts, 42.45 per word), 69510 lines.